Quotes, A Collection

I love quotes. Not only wise ones, but also silly ones, strange ones, anything that I find good enough as a quote. Here are some of them:

* In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them (Johann von Neumann)

* There's a fine line between a genius and an idiot: An idiot has wild ideas;A genius does something with them (Randall Owen)

* In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you (Frank Wilczek)

* This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read (Winston Churchill)

* Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places (W.C. Fields)

* We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up (Phyllis Diller)

* Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted (Unknown)

* Everyone has a photographic memory. Most just don't have film (Unknown)

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. (Unknown)

* I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on (Beryl Pfizer)

* The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be (Paul Valery)

* You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it? (Steven Wright)

* I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? (Jean Cocteau )